10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.