10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders