10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from