10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak