10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "No river, no fish."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob