10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.