10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson