10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen