10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.