10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.