10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.