10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'