10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."