10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die