10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.