10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)