10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"