10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is for loners.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.