10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.