10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"