10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.