10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers