10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"