10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.