10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.