10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier