10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!