10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it