10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com