10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!