10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- It's Free To Fold...
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris