10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.