10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach