10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fold and live to fold again
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare