10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Welcome to kicker school
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..