10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson