10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels