10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.