10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05