10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."