10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!