10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown