10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.