10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-