10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.