10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is for loners.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---