10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "No river, no fish."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson