10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.