10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.