10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "No river, no fish."
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.